YOU CANNOT DIE WHILE WEARING THIS SHIRT
YOU CANNOT DIE WHILE WEARING THIS SHIRT
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 |
| Length, in | 27.24 | 28.23 | 29.25 | 30.24 | 31.26 | 32.24 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.43 | 24.02 | 24.61 | 25.20 | 25.79 | 26.38 |
Do you commonly have near death experiences? Then this shirt is for you because you simply CANNOT DIE WHILE WEARING IT. I'm joking don't sue me! Lightweight and drapey, it falls easy over the shoulders and moves with you—perfect for layering under a flannel while being gangstalked by the FBI or wearing solo while wandering city streets alone and depressed. The three-quarter sleeves and contrast raglan panels add that classic road-worn look, while the soft tri-blend keeps it comfortable from soundcheck to sunrise. Slide into this and you’ll feel like you’ve already been to the show and CANNOT DIE.
NOTE: THE IMAGE IS SLIGHTLY FADED I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT ENDED UP LOOKING VINTAGE SO ITS FINE
Product features
- Tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for soft hand and natural drape
- Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day wear
- Raglan three-quarter sleeves with contrast sleeves for a classic vintage silhouette
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam provide structure and shape retention
- Loose fit with sewn-in label for comfortable, easy layering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach unless you want to
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean unless you want to